Wiesel Content (XI)

„Quatsch mit Wiesel – Das Wiesel interviewt Stars„
Heute: Christian Bale

Da Mr. Bale gerade auf Promotour für „Dark Knight“ ist, leider nur per Telefon:

Bale: „Hello?“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „Hello?????“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „Who is there?“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „Is there anybody?“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I’ve looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge… Me.“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „I’m not afraid of you.“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „I’m Batman!“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.“
Wiesel: -

Bale: „Moron!“ *Klick*
Wiesel: -

Jaha, schon ein Teufelskerl von einem Interviewer, dieses Wiesel!

Vistaster

Neue Worte sollte jeder Autor ab und an erfinden, lt. Jasper Fforde mindestens eines pro Buch.
„Fake Steve Jobs“ hat ein besonders Schönes zudammengescharaubt, das sich auch schon im „Urban Dictionary“ findet:

Vistaster
n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
„Have you seen Speed Racer? It’s a total vistaster.“
Windows 7 won’t be ‘Vistaster‘