Merk-würdige Zitate

“I used to read, but making things up is so much faster”
- Dilbert

“Adventure is the result of poor planning.”
- Colonel Blatchford

Women choose who they love the most. Men choose who loves them the most.
- The Book of Taxi Driver Wisdom

“The Price of Freedom… is eternal vigilance”
- Thomas Jefferson

“Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare or well done.”
- Ernie Kovacs

“Well, cyberterrorists may be difficult to capture in the act, but from what I know about people who are highly skilled with computers, they should be easy to beat up.”
- Ernest Cey

“Ein bösartiges Programm hat versucht, Windows herunterzufahren. Um Fehler zu vermeiden, wird Windows in 60 Sekunden automatisch herunterfahren.”
- Windows Vista

“You can’t fake erections, creativity and competence.”
- Douglas Coupland

“Patriotismus ist die letzte Zuflucht der Schurken.”
- Samuel Johnson

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
- Ambrose Bierce

“Daran merkt man, dass man zu lang surft. Geh ich neulich durchs Rathaus, seh Büro 404 und denk mir “Ok, da ist keiner da”"
- Nutzer “ReBoot” im IRC

“Wie hart ich mir die Arroganz erarbeiten musste, die heute so vielen 20jährigen ganz natürlich zufliegt.”
- Gunnar Lott

»In a perfect world… spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.«
- Signatur eines Forennutzer

“Bei dem Täter sichergestellte Computer enthielten sogenannte ‘Freie Software’. Laut Experten handelt es sich dabei um kommunistisches Propagandamaterial”
- Polizeipresse

Ich hatte einen sehr schönen Abend.
Es war nicht dieser, aber ich möchte nicht klagen…
- Aus einem Blog

“You can’t write code or design software that will secure “stupid.” [..] If those folks were using an abacus, they’d probably get their head stuck in it.”
- Torodung, ICQ

“The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?”
- User im IRC